ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE
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dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

I wonder what I’ll have for breakfast tomorrow?

Maybe a hot, fresh bowl of not at Comic Con

mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
comedycentral:

[via r/futurama]

pardonmybloomers:

Okay, so I spent a lot of time on these the last day or two, as a bit of therapy to get my mind off of things. So here’s five coords inspired by the five magical girls of Puella Magi Madoka Magica, inspired by a fanart post I reblogged recently.

Be prepared for the coord rundown here, there’s a lot of it. Top to bottom!

Madoka (with a sweet and simple coord):

  • AP Loire OP
  • AP Toe Shoes OTKs
  • BTSSB Cheryl Ribbon Comb
  • BTSSB Elie Crown bag
  • BTSSB Cherry Lace cuffs
  • AP Recital shoes
  • Soul Gem necklace via Animeshop
  • Bow ring via Modcloth
  • Bow earrings via Tradesy
  • GLW Baby Dollight wig in deep pink

Homura (inspired by her time powers):

  • RockStar Wigs Ombre Alexa in Pewter Silver Fade
  • Bodyline Antique Clock OP
  • AatP Milky Rail Train bag
  • VM Elegant Frill bolero
  • ETC Scallop Ribbon shoes
  • JM Victorian Border Diamond tights
  • Clock hand earrings via Etsy
  • Soul Gem necklace and ring set via Plamoya

Sayaka (focusing on the reason she became a magical girl):

  • IW A Maiden’s Prayer on a Starry Sky flare JSK+socks
  • AP Lucienne Dream blouse
  • BTSSB Tiered corset
  • IW Twin Ribbon and Rose headbow
  • BTSSB Ribbon Heart bag
  • ETC Patent Leather Ribbon shoes
  • Soul Gem necklace via Etsy
  • BTSSB The Angel Whispers Silent Night ring
  • Sepia Mystic wig in Cool Blue via Amphigory

Mami (with a dash of her love of tea):

  • IW Antique Tartan skirt
  • VM Lace Ribbon Puff Sleeve blouse
  • MM Long Lace cuffs
  • IW Toque Hat headdress
  • IW Gold Lame Horse OTKs
  • VM Victorian Short Boots
  • AP Tea Pot ring
  • AP Tea Cup ring
  • GLW Spiraluxe wig in Honeybee
  • Soul Gem necklace via Etsy

Kyoko (leaning a little EGA with crosses for her backstory and a tomboy ouji edge):

  • Meta Floral Jacquard Frill skirt
  • Atelier Boz Connor vest
  • Atelier Boz Zepar blouse
  • Verum Croix tights
  • AatP Cross Belt boots
  • AatP Crown Tassel headbow
  • Atelier Box 1 Point ear cuff
  • AatP Coffin Style Trunk pochette
  • Soul Gem necklace via Etsy
  • GLW Pixie collection ponytail 1 and bangs 2, in burgundy/brown mix

 - How You Bean?
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tylersvathings:

1 - how you THINK??

2 - Sooo done

HOW DO YOU THINK I’VE BEAN??

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breakfastburritoe:

do you ever get second hand happiness like someone is happy so you’re happy bc they’re happy

undauntedly:

go fuck yourself phyllis

undauntedly:

go fuck yourself phyllis