genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Decline

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Decline

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
aurora-the-earth-pony:

brazilpony:

redthesupersaiyangod:

Yes

ui appreciate all my followers 

I love all my 50!!! Thanks so due much my friends!

aurora-the-earth-pony:

brazilpony:

redthesupersaiyangod:

Yes

ui appreciate all my followers 

I love all my 50!!! Thanks so due much my friends!
disordinary:

my scary pumpkin.

disordinary:

my scary pumpkin.

Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy: Well...yeah.
Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

myanacondawaswayup:

*leans over to guy in urinal next to me*

what’s better than this, guys being dudes

hip-hop-apotamus:

Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones
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palehorseblackdog:

ivyarchive:

mymodernmet:

Illustrator Lili Chin's adorable series Dogs of the World illustrates 192 breeds of dogs grouped according to geographical origin.

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I find the lack of Border Collie disturbing *squints into the horizon*

((This is still excellent and I may have even missed BC with my fucked up sleep eyes)).

Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop (9.25.14): Protesters in Ferguson are back out tonight, demanding Police Chief Jackson’s resignation and the immediate arrest of Mike Brown’s killer, Darren Wilson. #staywoke #farfromover